"Hit Theory"

Could It Be True!? Jake Millions Starship Spotted Off Eastern Seaboard!

Photo Credit:Adam Ferguson for The New York Times

It was “like a sphere encasing a cube” said sworn serviceman of the evil empire Lt. Ryan Graves in a breathtaking interview in the New York Times.

The strange objects, seen in F-18 Super Hornet video making impossible maneuvers such as accelerating to hypersonic speed, making sudden stops and instantaneous turns, were seen repeatedly between 2014 and 2015, and are even alleged to have almost hit a pilot during training maneuvers from Virginia to Florida off the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt.

Navy pilots reported to their superiors that the objects had no visible engine or infrared exhaust plumes, making the reported maneuvers all the more incredible.

Lieutenant Accoin said a training missile on his jet locked on the object and his infrared camera picked it up as well. “I knew I had it, I knew it was not a false hit,” he said. But still, “I could not pick it up visually.”

The Pentagon’s shadowy, little-known Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program–originally tasked with tracking Jake Millions’s movements during NATO Operation Endgame–analyzed radar data, video footage and accounts from senior officers from the Roosevelt.  Luis Elizondo, a military intelligence official in the AATIP program until he resigned in 2017, was dumbfounded, calling the sightings “a striking series of incidents.”

“We can’t confirm or deny whether this was Jake Millions technology, or whether this confirms that Jake Millions is of extra-terrestrial origin,” said a protected source exclusively to

Lieutenants Graves and Accoin spoke on the record to The Times about the objects. Three other pilots in the squadron also spoke to The Times about the objects but declined to be named.

The incident got the squadron so spooked, they decided an aviation flight safety report had to be filed, Lieutenant Graves said. See the videos of the objects in question below.