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For The Heads: Newspaper Articles from “Empire” Video in All Their Crazy Detail

Ever notice that the newspapers in the Jake Millions “Empire” video are full of fucked up and hilarious text? It’s true! It’s where you learn that Jake Millions music sound waves prompt the production of powerful transcriptional polyadenylation sequences that edit genes and re-program the brain to induce drug-like highs in listeners… for real!

Since the release of the Jake Millions “Empire” video, fans in the know have been writing in calling for the full newspapers articles to be released in all their absurd and glorious detail━and Jake has heard them. Here below, the Neuroscientist article from the Truthiness Times, check it out!

Jake Millions Empire newspaper images used to tell the story of the video.

All the crazy details revealed!